Five Ways Not to be Followed on Twitter
June 20th, 2011Unlike other social networks, Twitter is a very media-oriented network. A huge portion of the Twitter population is either selling something or else trying to get your attention for some other purpose. Either way, while FaceBook “friends” are very often real life friends, Twitter associations are much more likely to be a question of mutual observation.
Perhaps you are one of the people trying to get my attention? I’m certainly one of the people trying to get yours. But I’ve noticed a lot of you out there seem to be working hard *not* to find new followers. Clearly, while your name suggests you want followers, your actions prove otherwise. So after about a solid year of heavily concentrating on gaining followers and building influence, I’d like to share with you a few “do not” suggestions that are guaranteed to make your Twitter promotional experience a failed one:
1. Don’t fill out all your bio information
Biographical information may not be very important to a lot of people, but it does at least suggest that you are a real person who is engaged in the social network. If you want to avoid being followed, definitely leave your bio blank. Or better yet, to seem even more suspicious, fill your bio with inscrutable hashtags and keywords, along with the ever-popular phrase “I’ll follow you back!” Such things prove without a trace of doubt that you view the Twitterverse as your personal dumping ground. People hate that.
2. Be cute with your location
Many social networkers are looking for people who share common interests with them. But even better, despite the international nature – or perhaps because of it – many Twitter users actively seek out local personalities and businesses. So if you want to be sure not to be followed, take this opportunity to say something you find amusing in the “location” area of your bio. “In my own head,” or “where ever my bags are” or “Smugtown” let people know they’re not important enough to pass this information along to.
3. Be really, really specific with your location
Another great tactic is to be hyper-specific: don’t just say “Rochester, NY.” Say “1200 South Avenue.” Because that way, only someone searching for that specific location will ever find you. Or if you prefer, just pick the specific village inside the township in which you live. Sure, most people in the area would shorthand your location based on the nearest city. Or perhaps by a broad yet specific regional name like “Keuka Lake.” But not you! Because you don’t want to be found. So even if you are selling something that might attract out of towners, make sure that instead of “Finger Lakes,” you pick Manchester or West Junius.
4. Profile Avatar? Pht.
There it is: your Twitter avatar. Its an opportunity to re-enforce your brand with a logo or show off your personality with a picture or maybe just be friendly and include a picture of yourself. There are so many opportunities with pictures that words cannot touch! Best to avoid it, then, and let Twitter pick your avatar for you.
5. Be very, very sparing in your tweets
Every Twitter user has a limit of how many people they can follow. This isn’t a problem for the average user, since people who are just being social will probably never come close to their maximum of 2000 follows. But those of us who are promoting our own thing are often following our maximum number of accounts and so need to be somewhat selective about whom we follow, as I’m sure you understand. So, if you’re looking to be avoided, definitely try to keep your posts under a weekly or even monthly basis. Only use Twitter when you have something really, really important to say. That way, when you do post, you’ll be sure no interested party is actually listening.
I hope you’ve found this list illuminating. Now that I’m done, I can desist with the snark and tell you that every single one of the mistakes listed above is repeated over and over again – maybe only one, maybe all of them! – in Twitter accounts that positively litter the ‘sphere. If you’re not looking to be followed, well then, you can do with your account as you like. But as I mentioned above, those of us actively promoting our wares online will need to make space on our Twitter follow lists, and obeying the above rules is a sure-fire recipe for getting unfollowed!